"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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