i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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