normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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