party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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