: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
is wine microwaveable?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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