O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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