The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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