would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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