Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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