im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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