I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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