we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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