woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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