East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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