remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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