You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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