If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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