how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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