i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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