finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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