So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
sex in a hospital.. check
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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