I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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