The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
how do you play pong handcuffed?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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