Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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