im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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