Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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