Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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