BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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