I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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