White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
