is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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