It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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