What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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