I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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