It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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