This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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