what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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