I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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