This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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