I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
