She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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