I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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