Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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