This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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