apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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