Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
bring money and cleavage
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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