What a fucking waste of an outfit
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
