Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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