I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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