he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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